As a neocon I think I can put this whole thing to rest. I have a shockingly small penis, and I do in fact feel obligated to force the rest of the world to enjoy it.
In classical Rome a small penis was considered a sign of virtue, of manly self-control. And Leo Strauss was preoccupied with classical values and classical thinkers. Coincidence? Only a fool would think so. I'm going to reevaluate my politics in light of this. I don't want my penis getting any bad PR, its shortcomings are hard enough to deal with as is.
Anonymous
No. Simply enormous case of
No. Simply enormous case of tribalism.
Ismail
exceeding small...
What penises?
The Professor
Well, we can be assured that the inverse idea is false.
That is, the idea that men with obscenely small penises become Neocons. The "men" above can confirm this. Booyah!!!
LY
Eli Valley Is A Homo
Paul Wolfowitz has bigger penis than you.
Daniel Koffler
clarification please
Abe Greenwald
As a neocon I think I can
Joey Kurtzman
I'm going to be a paleocon now
Anonymous
your penis' worth
is up to your lover, as Kant knew. It's up to her or him to judge its value.
All cons avoid knowing this.
Ali Eteraz
What are you talking about?
Kant didn't have lovers.
He invented the garter belt for God's sake.
He slept in a cellophane wrap because he was afraid of his man fluids.
Anonymous
P00p
Eli's profile photo clearly shows a man anxious for cock.
Post new comment