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Bar Mitzvah Dance Lessons

Myq Kaplan exposes the bar mitzvah dance class bully and discusses sweet dance moves that ushered him into manhood.

Jewish Witches Vs. Zionist Sharks

We thought that we could close out 2010 with the Zionist sharks in Egypt as…

Guy Tries To Compare Julian Assange To Spinoza, But Loses Our Attention

In theory, we think comparing Baruch Spinoza to Julian Assange is a cool idea.

Saudi Arabia Not Used To Jewish Humor

We like Andy Borowitz over at Jewcy. We chuckle at his smarter-than-most-people humor. But we didn’t think he could pull one over on an entire country.

Israel Not Behind Egyptian “Jaws”

Of all the batshit Zionist conspiracy claims, Israel is pretty sure they aren’t behind the latest theory that Mossad agents dumped sharks in waters near Egyptian resorts, in order to ruin tourism in the country.

Jeff Mangum Performs Neutral Milk Hotel Songs; Indie Nerds Kvell Hard

Jeff Mangum of Neutral Milk Hotel, performed a handful of songs inspired by Anne Frank.

If You Write A Fake Holocaust Memoir, You Will Probably Get Ten Million Dollars

The ghostwriter of the fake Holocaust memoir “Misha: A Mémoire of the Holocaust Years,” is gonna be rich.

Best Thing Of The Day: Judge Orders Bris For A Boy, Poetry For A Girl

A Jewish lawyer wants to hold off on a trial on what is known as a “writ of possible simcha.”