About Mason Lerner

Here is one more reason that excommunication is one of my goals: Once front-row tickets to shul are more expensive than court-side seats at a Laker's game, it's time to check out. I am not sure what it would take … Read More

Noah Graff, the online reality dater behind "Jew Complete Me," just reminded me why I am dating a shiksa. But mostly he just made me feel sorry for Jewish women. A few days ago, he hit me with a friend … Read More

An Israeli scientist has figured out how a time machine might work. Once we get that thing bangin' and slangin', how do you think the Jewish people should use it to change history? No saying that we should assassinate Hitler. … Read More

In my first ever Jewcy blog post, I lamented the fact that I didn't have anyone's coattails to ride to fame. It's funny how fast things can change. Not that I am necessarily any closer to fame and fortune, but … Read More

Is there anybody in the world that doesn't want to kick Andy Dick's ass? "Some people just need hittin." That's what the fat, pervy looking guy in Daisy Dukes that used to check membership cards at the JCC told me … Read More

It's official. I just read on TMZ (and let's face it, TMZ.com has almost gained Enquirer-like respectability) that Larry David is getting a divorce. And while the news is slightly less disappointing then finding out he is not actually married … Read More