About Lisa Timmons

Lisa Timmons graduated from the University of Georgia with a major in journalism, so yes, she vaguely knows what she's doing.  A little over four years ago, she moved to Los Angeles to pursue a career in comedy writing.  She spent a little over two years working as a publicity assistant at two major studios before finally landing her current gig as editor of "A Socialite's Life."  Additionally, she and fellow ASL blogger, Wayne Ford, have a weekly podcast, entitled, "Liquid Lunch," in which they swap bits of gossip over cocktails and nibblies.   She currently lives in Hollywood, the better to observe the stars in their natural environment. 

Bob Dylan Not Happy With “Factory Girl”

Bob Dylan Not Happy With “Factory Girl”
By Lisa Timmons December 15, 2006

Adding to the growing laundry list of problems facing the much-hyped, supposedly Oscar-buzzworthy film, "Factory Girl," is the fact that Bob Dylan is doing everything in his power to make sure it never sees the light of day. From ContactMusic.com: … Read More

Sarah Silverman’s Safe Sex Tribute

Sarah Silverman’s Safe Sex Tribute
By Lisa Timmons December 14, 2006

At Spike's recent video game awards, a little nugget of smart-assed goodness was uttered by one of my favorite comics of all time, Sarah Silverman. According to TV Guide: Working HIV and AIDS into a comedy routine is always a … Read More

Dustin Diamond Thinks He’s Somebody

Dustin Diamond Thinks He’s Somebody
By Lisa Timmons December 13, 2006

…and apparently, not Screech. TV Squad reports: The Smoking Gun has obtained a copy of Dustin Diamond's list of demands contract rider for public appearances and it appears he's very sensitive about being called 'Screech'. The contract says that promoters … Read More

To Exist, Perchance To Sue

To Exist, Perchance To Sue
By Lisa Timmons December 13, 2006

Americans have yet to find an issue that they didn't think would look much better in a law suit. And Sacha Baron Cohen is learning that lesson all too well as a result of his highly successful, yet equally controversial … Read More

Martha Stewart To Go On Howard Stern’s SIRIUS Show

Martha Stewart To Go On Howard Stern’s SIRIUS Show
By Lisa Timmons December 13, 2006

This oughta be interesting. Starpulse News Blog reports: SIRIUS Satellite Radio just announced that Howard Stern will interview Marth Stewart for the first time as she celebrates the one-year anniversary of her SIRIUS Satellite Radio Channel — Martha Stewart Living … Read More

Paris Hilton’s Suspicious Nostril

Paris Hilton’s Suspicious Nostril
By Lisa Timmons December 13, 2006

After a dinner at which Paris Hilton and Brandon Davis threw down $2600 for a meal and also during which Paris insisted on wearing her sunglasses (despite being indoors), she was seen in their car with what appears to be … Read More

Lindsay Lohan Hasn’t Had A Drink In Seven, Well Now Eight Days

Lindsay Lohan Hasn’t Had A Drink In Seven, Well Now Eight Days
By Lisa Timmons December 13, 2006

From CNN: Lindsay Lohan says she's been going to Alcoholics Anonymous meetings for a year, but hasn't talked about it because "it's no one's business." "I just left an AA meeting," the 20-year-old actress tells People magazine in a story … Read More

Natalie Portman Acting Up?

By Lisa Timmons December 12, 2006

In a story one would expect to be about a Lindsay Lohan or a Paris Hilton, The Mirror reports that Natalie Portman (wha?) was recently caught being difficult across the Atlantic. From 3AM: Filming The Other Boleyn Girl with Scarlett … Read More

Old Habits Die Hard, Eh, Kid?

Old Habits Die Hard, Eh, Kid?
By Lisa Timmons December 12, 2006

Kid Rock sure didn't waste any time crying over his new ex-wife, Pam Anderson. According to FemaleFirst.co.uk: Rock, who split from wife PAMELA ANDERSON last month (NOV06) after only four months of marriage – even flew to Los Angeles to … Read More

For Shame, Joel Madden

For Shame, Joel Madden
By Lisa Timmons December 12, 2006

I get that Joel's just gone through a pretty devastating break-up from adorable (yet way-too-skinny) Hilary Duff and that he's probably reaching for the nearest tiny starlet to help him forget his troubles. But seriously, Joel, I think I speak … Read More