About Jon Kesselman
Jonathan Baruch Kesselman (yes, he is Jewish), the godfather of the Jewxploitation film, was born and raised in the mean streets of the San Fernando Valley. He received his Bachelors degree from the University of Colorado, graduating Magna Cum Laude in Psychology with an emphasis in Neuroscience. After college, Jon spent two years in the corporate world as an Information Systems Consultant before being accepted into graduate school at the University Of Southern California School of Cinema/Television, where he received his Masters Degree in Film Production in December of 2001. While at USC, Jon's second semester short film, "The Hebrew Hammer," went on to semi-final at the 2000 Austin Film festival, and was chosen by the USC Film archivists in a collection of their ten favorite student shorts from the 1950âs to the present. While at USC, Jon also wrote, directed, edited, and produced a web serial for Doug Liman's Internet film site Nibblebox.com
From the strength of the script and his short, Jonâs first feature film, the full length âHebrew Hammerâ was greenlit by Ed Pressmanâs ContentFilm while Jon was still a student at USC. The film had its world premiere at the 2003 Sundance Film Festival, and played a number of international festivals before being picked up for theatrical distribution (Hanukkah 2003) by Strand Releasing in conjunction with Comedy Central and Paramount Home Video.
Jonathan has also re-written a project for Fox Searchlight, served as a consultant/sketch writer for Comedy Centralâs âLast Laugh,â for two years, and sold a spec Television Pilot, âWorking Stiff,â to Sony Television. Currently, Jon completed writing âThe Orbit Of Bobâ for Nickelodeon, which he will direct this year, as well as the live action feature film âOdd Todd,â based on the web cartoons of the same name (www.oddtodd.com) for Paramount Pictures. Jon co-wrote âOdd Toddâ with creator Todd Rosenberg, and will direct.
Under his newly formed Production Banner, âThe Worldwide Media Conspiracy,â Jon is currently producing, âConfessions Of An Ivy League Bookieâ based on the Memoir of the same name by Peter Alson with Steven Shainberg (Fur with Nicole Kidman and Robert Downey Jr., Secretary) Andrew Fierberg (http://www.vox3films.com/), and Christina Weiss Lurie. The film, written and to be directed by David Greenwald, will begin principal photography this summer. Jon has also been hired and will produce an adaptation of Glenn Frankâs Award Winning debut novel, âAbe Gilmanâs Ending,â which was published this year, and is also producing the film version of Rene Steinkeâs National Book Award finalist, âHoly Skirts,â which Noah Stollman (âAdam Resurrectedâ) will adapt.
Most recently, Jon sold an animated pilot to the Disney Channel, entitled âDNA Dan,â and a feature film CGI comedy that he will write this year for Chris Wedge at Blue Sky Studios (Ice Age, Ice Age 2, Robots). Jon has also finished writing and will direct âThe Hebrew Hammer 2: Hammer VS Hitlerâ and he is in the process of putting the financing together for. Jon is also working with David Bar Katz (âJohn Leguizamoâs Pest, âFreakâ) on the stage musical version of the Hebrew Hammer, and has also recently finished the screenplay âPure Airâ which he co-wrote with âDa Ali G showâ writer/producer, Jamie Glassman. Jon also writes a weekly column for Suicide Girls entitled, âJonathan Kesselmanâs Suicide Watchâ (http://www.suicidegirls.com), directed the music video, âIâm A Sucker For A Girl In Uniform,â for the Brooklyn-based band The Churchills, (www.thechurchills.net), and teaches comedy writing for the screen at Yale University.
From the strength of the script and his short, Jonâs first feature film, the full length âHebrew Hammerâ was greenlit by Ed Pressmanâs ContentFilm while Jon was still a student at USC. The film had its world premiere at the 2003 Sundance Film Festival, and played a number of international festivals before being picked up for theatrical distribution (Hanukkah 2003) by Strand Releasing in conjunction with Comedy Central and Paramount Home Video.
Jonathan has also re-written a project for Fox Searchlight, served as a consultant/sketch writer for Comedy Centralâs âLast Laugh,â for two years, and sold a spec Television Pilot, âWorking Stiff,â to Sony Television. Currently, Jon completed writing âThe Orbit Of Bobâ for Nickelodeon, which he will direct this year, as well as the live action feature film âOdd Todd,â based on the web cartoons of the same name (www.oddtodd.com) for Paramount Pictures. Jon co-wrote âOdd Toddâ with creator Todd Rosenberg, and will direct.
Under his newly formed Production Banner, âThe Worldwide Media Conspiracy,â Jon is currently producing, âConfessions Of An Ivy League Bookieâ based on the Memoir of the same name by Peter Alson with Steven Shainberg (Fur with Nicole Kidman and Robert Downey Jr., Secretary) Andrew Fierberg (http://www.vox3films.com/), and Christina Weiss Lurie. The film, written and to be directed by David Greenwald, will begin principal photography this summer. Jon has also been hired and will produce an adaptation of Glenn Frankâs Award Winning debut novel, âAbe Gilmanâs Ending,â which was published this year, and is also producing the film version of Rene Steinkeâs National Book Award finalist, âHoly Skirts,â which Noah Stollman (âAdam Resurrectedâ) will adapt.
Most recently, Jon sold an animated pilot to the Disney Channel, entitled âDNA Dan,â and a feature film CGI comedy that he will write this year for Chris Wedge at Blue Sky Studios (Ice Age, Ice Age 2, Robots). Jon has also finished writing and will direct âThe Hebrew Hammer 2: Hammer VS Hitlerâ and he is in the process of putting the financing together for. Jon is also working with David Bar Katz (âJohn Leguizamoâs Pest, âFreakâ) on the stage musical version of the Hebrew Hammer, and has also recently finished the screenplay âPure Airâ which he co-wrote with âDa Ali G showâ writer/producer, Jamie Glassman. Jon also writes a weekly column for Suicide Girls entitled, âJonathan Kesselmanâs Suicide Watchâ (http://www.suicidegirls.com), directed the music video, âIâm A Sucker For A Girl In Uniform,â for the Brooklyn-based band The Churchills, (www.thechurchills.net), and teaches comedy writing for the screen at Yale University.
Jon Kesselman Indoctrinates Jews A La Tom Cruise
By Jon Kesselman January 18, 2008
Ha, wasn't it humiliating for Scientology when that clip of Tom Cruise being all wild-eyed and talking about orgs and DPs and whatnot surfaced online? Now everyone will think Scientologists are crazy! Good thing no embarrassment like that could ever … Read More
