About Joey Kurtzman

Joey Kurtzman is former president of Jewcy Partners, LLC, and co-founding editor of Jewcy.com


Youtube Blowjob Humor Survey!

By September 15, 2006

This much I know. No matter how exciting or revolutionary a new medium, in the end it gets adapted to one thing: Sex. Example: The printing press was first used to print a bible. Before long lists of local prostitutes … Read More

ChomskyBot, Thomas Friedman Instacolumn

ChomskyBot, Thomas Friedman Instacolumn
By September 12, 2006

Extending on Michael's previous post, anyone who hasn't tried the ChomskyBot, do it now. Every time you hit "next paragraph", the ChomskyBot makes up a unique Chomskyism, just for you! Chomsky never said any of these things…at least not yet. … Read More

011-873-682-505-331

By September 11, 2006

It's Osama's most recent satellite phone number, according to Declan Walsh in The Guardian. How much does it cost to call a satellite phone? Somebody dial that up and see if you get lucky!

Council on American-Islamic Relations finds Nirvana, Purchases Reiki Crystals!

Council on American-Islamic Relations finds Nirvana, Purchases Reiki Crystals!
By September 8, 2006

The Council on American-Islamic Relations's new website is priceless! The background: CAIR took a lot of heat when founder Omar Ahmad was reported as saying that "Islam isn't in America to be equal to any other faiths, but to become … Read More

Hashem on a Rampage!

By September 7, 2006

Jewcy readers, I would be horribly remiss if I let this week pass without offering praise to Hashem for this week's Toyrah portion, Ki Tavo. Because, boy, does it make for a fantastic read! Hashem really gets into full-on Jonathan … Read More

Jewcy War with Oprah Begins, Joey’s War with Tariq Ali Continues

Jewcy War with Oprah Begins, Joey’s War with Tariq Ali Continues
By September 7, 2006

I have no idea what this image is supposed to be communicating, but I think it's important that you see it. Now is the time to make mistakes and learn lessons about how the Daily Shvitz should be managed, and … Read More

Chavismo 4Ever!!

By September 6, 2006

Wait a second, wait a second, let me clear something up here: Michael, in your previous post were you seriously trying to say that Chavismo ISN'T the future? A couple responses to Michael's post: Tony Judt says that the appeal … Read More

Joey Finds Truth, Beauty

Joey Finds Truth, Beauty
By September 4, 2006

We’ll probably be running my lengthier observations/reflections on the first Jewcy appearance at the Playboy Mansion, but allow me to whet the public curiousity by announcing that the evening was off-the-hook excellent, it was the perfect combination of overweight Jewish … Read More