About Joey Kurtzman

Joey Kurtzman is former president of Jewcy Partners, LLC, and co-founding editor of Jewcy.com


“The Bruce Willis Factor”: Your Tax Dollars Hard At Work

“The Bruce Willis Factor”: Your Tax Dollars Hard At Work
By November 17, 2006

The British lefty broadsheet The Guardian loves nothing better than to make Americans look like jackasses. Today we made it easy. Nasa now plans to go where only Bruce Willis has gone before. The US space agency is drawing up … Read More

This Just In: Totalitarian Regimes Still Suck

This Just In: Totalitarian Regimes Still Suck
By November 17, 2006

If for no other reason, it's because they screw up your trend pieces. After a year of blocking access to Wikipedia, the Chinese government relented late last week. There was much rejoicing. Residents of mainland China would now be exposed … Read More

Wiki Wars

Wiki Wars
By November 16, 2006

Wikipedia has long been bashed by its critics as a free-for-all where the trashiest visitor ruins the facilities for all. Britannica editor-in-chief Robert McHenry famously described it as a public restroom. Wikipedia’s process may be vulgar and its output occasionally … Read More

Playing Sexual Slavery for Laughs

Playing Sexual Slavery for Laughs
By November 16, 2006

The movie Let’s Go to Prison comes out tomorrow. The trailer puts together a cute little narrative. We see the wimpy, sensitive main character go to prison. We see a large African-American prisoner—the classic “Big Bubba” of of prison-rape jokes—offer … Read More

technorati

By November 15, 2006

Technorati Profile

Barack Obama: “Cold Ambition and Ruthless Opportunism”

By November 6, 2006

The Obama-mania of the past weeks has left me fantasizing about the inevitable backlash. It’s not that I dislike Obama. I don’t. But if I read that many fawning profiles of my own dear mother, I’d start itching to read … Read More

“The Sickness of Secularism”

By November 3, 2006

Hey, it looks like the protracted courtship between medieval reactionaries and left-wing academics is getting a bit randier! Lefty philosophers have a long and abject tradition of currying favor with religious fanatics. When Michel Foucault travelled to Tehran in 1978 … Read More

Quark or the International Jew?

Quark or the International Jew?
By October 11, 2006

It's not nearly so inspired as Michael's pairing of Freakshow and Jewface, but I'll take this opportunity to introduce Jewcy readers to the ongoing Jewy Trekkie debate over whether the Ferengi are the International Jews of space. Interstellar Jews, as … Read More