About JewcyCraig

Craig Leinoff is Jewcy's Director of Technology. He's currently working on his second million, but only because his first million didn't work out so well. He is a recent graduate of Rensselaer Polytechnic Institute where he was a humor columnist and Editor-in-Chief of Statler & Waldorf Magazine.

He used to live with a Chinese family who let him stay there for free, but later moved to Spanish Harlem. Now he lives in Park Slope, in a man's home, which is his castle.


Did Our Moms Hit On You?

By November 28, 2006

I read something this past holiday stating that the average person with the name “Linda” tends to be over 40 years old (and is probably closer to 60). This doesn’t bode well for all the small handful of Jewcy site … Read More

Jewcy Launches

By November 16, 2006

The Jewcy team gathers around Craig's webcam to bear witness to the birth of the next greatest thing. Meanwhile, they decide to launch the site. Awkwardness abounds when everyone realizes sending a "welcome" email just isn't as exciting as it … Read More

Jews on the Beach

By November 15, 2006

Some rednecks catch a Hasid catchin' some sun on the beach. Or burying a body.

From my private life

By November 8, 2006

In honor of the coming happy times following Rumsfeld's outing, I decided to celebrate with some sophomoric humor. This excerpt comes from a private listserv I'm on. Person 1: 1) An old problem is now back. (I posted about this … Read More

Handicapped man “not handicapped”

By November 3, 2006

While riding to work on the International Express today I was scanning one of the five-hundred articles in this morning’s New York Metro when I heard a doin’s a-transpirin’. I looked up and a dirty-looking, hunched over man of about … Read More

Yom Kippur Card

By October 25, 2006

Fun with Yom Kippur cards. One man's Day of Atonement is our permanent amusement.

Gangster Jews

By October 25, 2006

A documentary about a group of cut-throat gangster Jews terrorizing — wait for it — Catholic schoolgirls.

The New iRac

By October 25, 2006

"Qur'an is only manual I need."