About JewcyCraig

Craig Leinoff is Jewcy's Director of Technology. He's currently working on his second million, but only because his first million didn't work out so well. He is a recent graduate of Rensselaer Polytechnic Institute where he was a humor columnist and Editor-in-Chief of Statler & Waldorf Magazine.

He used to live with a Chinese family who let him stay there for free, but later moved to Spanish Harlem. Now he lives in Park Slope, in a man's home, which is his castle.


Memorial Day is a Time for Family

By May 25, 2007

As Memorial Day fast approaches, I decided to take a minute to think about what the holiday means to me. I'm not a veteran, nor do I know anyone who died serving our country. (Although, I should note that my … Read More

Ali G at the Cannes Porn Festival

By May 17, 2007

Booyakasha! Borat may be a little too well recognized to go around mocking every freedom loving racist in the United States, but that shouldn't stop Sascha Baron Cohen's "Ali G" character from making a big impact at the Cannes Porn … Read More

Mujahadeen Mickey

By May 10, 2007

I've got some bad news for you sunshine, Mickey isn't well, he stayed back at the hotel And they sent us along as a surrogate brand We're gonna find out where you fans really stand.

Printers From the 3rd Dimension!

Printers From the 3rd Dimension!
By May 9, 2007

Well, it had to happen. First there was Star Trek, with their replicators, far-fetched contraptions that take molecules floatin' all around and combine them into delicious foods (such as heavy water, trans fat brulée, and the ever-popular "cancer flambata"). Now … Read More

Comments Change

By May 7, 2007

The "Recent Comments" feature on the homepage was mixed up a little bit today. Previously, the 8 most recent comments were posted in chronological order. The issue was that if a single discussion was really hot, the entire section was … Read More

Britney Spears gone tranny

By May 3, 2007

Britney Spears staged her stunning 15 minute-long comeback concert at a House of Blues in San Diego with a mysterious dance troupe under the pseudonym "The M+M's". Much discussion has gone into what those letters stand for. Madness and Mayhem? … Read More

Jewcy Launches Dev Blog

By May 1, 2007

Today, Jewcy decided to launch this Development Blog to chronicle all the inside events that happen behind the scenes in the office. We hope to make interested users aware of both the future development initiatives Jewcy intends to implement and the steps … Read More

Otters Are Cute

By April 24, 2007

It's been making its rounds across the internet and, gosh, to be honest? We were smitten. These two fluffy little guys were spotted floating around, hands clasped, at the Vancouver Aquarium. Apparently they do this. But it's for the same … Read More