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The Sunday Mazel: A Jewcy Family Wedding

By July 4, 2010

The son of R.L. Stine got hitched to a girl who comes from an academic/literary background that would make any English ph.D envious. That’s cool, but their wedding has nothing on what might possibly be the greatest Jewish event in … Read More

Mel Gibson: The Racist Asshole is BACK

By July 1, 2010

The Huffington Post reports that Mel Gibson just doesn’t know how to shut the hell up.  In a recorded message to his ex, the Mad Max star said: "You’re an embarrassment to me. You look like a f***ing pig in … Read More

Newsweek Claims Shmuley Boteach Isn’t Only Rabbi in America

By June 30, 2010

No word from Camp Shmuley, but we’re waiting for a press release that will mention his friendship with Michael Jackson.  Also, how exactly do you go ahead and rank the fifty most important rabbis in America?  We have no fricken … Read More

Cramp-Us: Because What’s More Jewish Than The Cramps and Boobies?

By June 29, 2010

We could b.s. you about how The Cramps used an age old Jewish trick of taking something great from one culture, transporting it to their own, and making something totally unique out of all of it (they did) and that … Read More

Monday Jewce: Elena Kagan: WASP Exterminator, Jews on a Boat, Bad Wood and More

By June 28, 2010

Harvard Professor Noah Feldman in a New York Times  Op-Ed on the possibility of there being no white Protestants left sitting in the Supreme Court if Elena Kagan is nominated.  And in case you needed a drinking game to go … Read More

The Sunday Mazel: Yiddish isn’t Dying, it’s Getting Married

By June 27, 2010

Note to all you singles out there: your bashert might be on a KlezKamp bus. In a week when all the last names in the New York Times “Weddings/Celebrations” section scream INTERMARRIAGE (Schulman/Walden, Melville/Golding, Cohen/Hessel), Yael Kornfeld and Avram Mlotek … Read More

Kosher Pizza Just got Crappier

By June 23, 2010

If you want to invest some money, don’t trust Jack Abramoff.  If you want to sell some kosher pizza, maybe consider hiring the former lobbyist to help you out.  That’s the logic that Tov Pizza in Baltimore is using, as … Read More

The Big Jewcy Party

By June 22, 2010

The Big Jewcy is 100 people we want you to know about.  The Big Jewcy party held at Bowery Electric was our event to honor those people, and we think it’s safe to say that we did a pretty great … Read More