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Morning News: Stocks Plunge, Bill Clinton Naps
Looks Like Today Will Be Black Tuesday as Futures look awfully like a 500 point drop. Nader to Join Bloomberg as Spoiler Candidate? The ex-Green Leader is contemplating another run for the White House. This time he is hoping for … Read More
Kid Rock Supports Israel
Kid Rock, Zionist: "[Israelis] unload on anybody. âFuck with us? Weâll fuck you up,ââ he said. âThatâs my motto in life. âBe nice to everybody, but if somebody fucks with you, fuck them up.ââ Mitt Romney: Whiter than the whitest … Read More
Monday Morning News Round-Up
The FBI Covering Up a Nuclear Spy Ring? What is it with the Feds? They are turning into the gang that could not shoot straight. Human Rights Activist Murdered in Venezuela, after being branded a traitor on state TV. Will … Read More
Morning News Roundup
Chris Matthews vs. Uppity Women: Hardball host Chris Matthews gets an earful from NOW, the Feminist Majority and Gloria Steinem over his anti-Hillary remarks. Although Matthews's statements were certainly insensitive, was his apology really "a victory for all women"? I … Read More
Afternoon News Roundup
Billion Dollar Bash Merrill Lynch officially joins Morgan Stanley, Bear Stearns, Goldman Sachs and Lehman Brothers in reporting spectacular fourth-quarter losses. Their number: $9.8 billion. The optimistic reaction captured by Bloomberg is that this is the "kitchen sink" number, meaning, … Read More
Morning News Roundup
More News from the Mouth of Howard Beale Well, economic news continues to disappoint. Inflation has officially arrived and it hasnât really been in the foreground since the late â70s, so no oneâs really sure what to do with it. … Read More
Monday Morning News Round-Up
Proving That There Will Be No Wall Between Church and State  Huckabee campaigns by preaching at a church. This will do much to overcome many of the fears that Jewish republicans have of the Huckster⌠ Hillaryâs Speed Demon … Read More
Afternoon News Roundup
President Bush reportedly told Condoleezza Rice that the U.S. should have blown up the Auschwitz concentration camp during World War II. (The civilian casualties might have defeated the point.) The Hillary/Obama standoff has become a racial controversy — and one … Read More
Afternoon News Roundup
A Peace of Bush President Bush, visiting Ramallah, declared that âpainful political concessionsâ are inevitable for both Israelis and Palestinians (including the question of Jerusalem and an end to âoccupationâ) in order to create a two-state solution. Kerryâs Call Heâs … Read More
Morning News Roundup
I Drink Your Milkshake. I Drink It Up. After Hillary's win in New Hampshire it's unclear which Democrat really has momentum. Well, actually, it is clear that Bill Richardson has zero heat. And now he's acknowledging that and dropping out … Read More
