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The Jewcy Newshound provides links to articles of interest, twice daily. Once in the morning, once in the afternoon.

Morning News: Stocks Plunge, Bill Clinton Naps

By January 22, 2008

Looks Like Today Will Be Black Tuesday as Futures look awfully like a 500 point drop. Nader to Join Bloomberg as Spoiler Candidate? The ex-Green Leader is contemplating another run for the White House. This time he is hoping for … Read More

Kid Rock Supports Israel

By January 21, 2008

Kid Rock, Zionist: "[Israelis] unload on anybody. ‘Fuck with us? We’ll fuck you up,’” he said. “That’s my motto in life. ‘Be nice to everybody, but if somebody fucks with you, fuck them up.’” Mitt Romney: Whiter than the whitest … Read More

Monday Morning News Round-Up

By January 21, 2008

The FBI Covering Up a Nuclear Spy Ring? What is it with the Feds? They are turning into the gang that could not shoot straight. Human Rights Activist Murdered in Venezuela, after being branded a traitor on state TV. Will … Read More

Morning News Roundup

By January 18, 2008

Chris Matthews vs. Uppity Women: Hardball host Chris Matthews gets an earful from NOW, the Feminist Majority and Gloria Steinem over his anti-Hillary remarks. Although Matthews's statements were certainly insensitive, was his apology really "a victory for all women"? I … Read More

Afternoon News Roundup

By January 17, 2008

Billion Dollar Bash Merrill Lynch officially joins Morgan Stanley, Bear Stearns, Goldman Sachs and Lehman Brothers in reporting spectacular fourth-quarter losses. Their number: $9.8 billion. The optimistic reaction captured by Bloomberg is that this is the "kitchen sink" number, meaning, … Read More

Morning News Roundup

By January 17, 2008

More News from the Mouth of Howard Beale Well, economic news continues to disappoint. Inflation has officially arrived and it hasn’t really been in the foreground since the late ‘70s, so no one’s really sure what to do with it. … Read More

Monday Morning News Round-Up

By January 14, 2008

Proving That There Will Be No Wall Between Church and State   Huckabee campaigns  by preaching at a church. This will do much to overcome many of the fears that Jewish republicans have of the Huckster…   Hillary’s Speed Demon … Read More

Afternoon News Roundup

By January 11, 2008

President Bush reportedly told Condoleezza Rice that the U.S. should have blown up the Auschwitz concentration camp during World War II. (The civilian casualties might have defeated the point.) The Hillary/Obama standoff has become a racial controversy — and one … Read More