About Jennifer Dziura
My Omnibus Farewell Post: GIRLS GONE MILD, Wendy Shalit, Hospital Burquas, Professional Ass-Doubling, and “Modest Fashion Shows”
I didn't mean to write pages 170-172 of Wendy Shalit's new book, Girls Gone Mild. It was an accident. I have never been "mild" in my life. I get paid to tell dirty jokes. I have worked as a professional … Read More
Flocabulary: World War II in Hip-Hop
When I'm not doing comedy, I make my living as an SAT tutor. A damned good one, if I may say so. Every time I hear about some dumb gimmick for studying the SAT (study on your cellphone, "yo momma" … Read More
Claudia Cogan Interview: Lay off the Menorahs
In his notorious Vanity Fair piece, Why Women Aren't Funny, Christopher Hitchens says that, of the few good female comics, most are "hefty or dykey, or Jewish, or some combo of the three." I figured I'd use my last day … Read More
Our Troops Need Tampons (and the Comedy of Jennifer Dziura)
This August 15th to September 5th, I will be in Iraq, Djibouti, and Kuwait entertaining U.S. troops. This is part of an all-women comedy tour (and I've been told there will be rides in Black Hawk helicopters!) My father served … Read More
Gay Tweens Need Dolls
As a young girl, I had over twenty Barbie dolls, which I once arranged in their Dream House in a brothel scene, with one Ken sodomizing the other over the Utility Kitchen. My mother's reply: "You're too old for Barbies." … Read More
Ten Politically Incorrect Truths About Human Nature
Apropos to Josh Strawn's post on Tuesday about Haifa Wehbe, in which he posts a video that has been reminding me for the last two days of why I turned gay in college, this article in Psychology Today, Ten Politically … Read More
Next, We’ll Play “Adult Altar Boy”!
Archbishop Sean O'Malley of Boston has invited the Pope to the city in 2008, saying that a visit from Pope Benedict XVI would help to heal the wounds of Boston's clergy abuse scandals. Because if you were raped by an … Read More
“Shiksa” is a Nicer Word When Followed by a Cheerful Emoticon
Apropos to my last post (How a Southern Gentile Learned About Judaism from Sassy Magazine and Horny Teenage Boys), I'll also confess that I managed to get through an entire high school career of dating Jewish boys exclusively (to recap: … Read More
How a Southern Gentile Learned About Judaism from Sassy Magazine and Horny Teenage Boys
As this week's guest blogger, I will now take it upon myself to answer the question, "Why am I here?" Not "here," like "on earth," in which case the answer would, I fear, be sadly free of altruistic purpose and … Read More
Nothing Wrong With a Little Proactive Propaganda
Pro-Taliban militants in Pakistan have ended their truce with the government and killed at least 70 people in the last two days. I admit I have little, if anything, to offer in resolving any kind of conflict in the Middle … Read More
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