About JakeRake

A creature of the Washington, D.C., suburban sprawl, Jake Rake is a graduate of the University of Maryland. His interests include baseball, rock 'n roll, and not feeling feelings. Jake is a contributor to The Onion, Gelf, SNY's The Nooner and The Business Corporation, posts daily on JakeRake.com and hangs out like crazy.  He works on a couch in Jewcy's Dumbo office and recently achieved his lifelong goal of posting a link to a novelty hardcore porn site on the website of an online Jewish magazine.

Reiner, Stiller, DeVito Shilling For Obama

By October 24, 2008

Ben Stiller and Rob Reiner’s fathers got together with the DeVito-Pearlman union and produced a series of commercials in support of Barack Obama. Despite the collective’s comedy pedigree, the shorts are not humorous. As Reiner the Elder states in one … Read More

Money Almost Completely Worthless In Zimbabwe

By October 24, 2008

In case there was any confusion over whether or not Africa was fucked up beyond comprehension, the inflation rate in Zimbabwe has now reached 231,000,000 %. An inflation rate, or anything, of that magnitude is literally beyond comprehension, as in, … Read More

Jewcy Zeitgeist: Kim Jong Doing His Torture Thing, A Nod for Obama, and the Rise of Caesar in NYC

By October 24, 2008

Four students have been suspended from Parkway West Middle School in Chesterfield, Missouri after innocently celebrating ‘Hit a Jew Day.’ Won’t the anti-anti-Semitism ever cease? The New York Times endorsed Barack Obama for president. Citing the need for consistant leadership … Read More

Palin-Haters: You’re Acting Like Douchebags

By October 23, 2008

For that half of the country for whom eviscerating Palin has become a recreational obsession, a wake-up call is needed: political humor has tipped into completely classless tribal behavior. Following in the daily example set by Keith Olberman’s relentless political … Read More

Jewcy Zeitgeist: Economic Delusion, Italy’s Inability To Shake Facism and Pirates, Pirates, Pirates!

By October 23, 2008

Dean Kamen, inventor of the Segway scooter, has his sights set on helping the world’s poorest billion people. An Italian judge has banned a couple from giving their child a "ridiculous" name. A spokesperson for the Bush Administration praised the … Read More

McCain Nabs Key al-Qaeda Endorsement

By October 22, 2008

Al-Qaeda is funny. Well, not usually, but the jihadist group’s announcement on Wednesday morning that it is endorsing John McCain in the 2008 United States presidential election is undeniably comical. A posting on al-Hesbah, an extremist web site that has … Read More

IDF Making a Mess in the Negev

By October 22, 2008

As if there weren’t enough forces out there trying to destroy Israel, you can add another name to the list: the Israeli Army. According to an article in Tuesday’s LA Times, the Israeli Defense Forces are wrecking havoc on the … Read More

Jewcy Zeitgeist: Lunar Hindus, Modern-Day McCarthyism and Good News For Johns in CA

By October 22, 2008

In case you were concerned that Congress was shirking its ideological policing duties, Rep. Michele Bachmann (R-Min) has proposed "an investigation of Congress for “pro-America or anti-America.” John McCain has received the prestigous Al-Qaeda endorsement. The Peabody, Mass Police Department … Read More