About Hayley Elisabeth Kaufman

I am the assistant editor at Jewcy, a freelance writer and a unicorn fanatic. I love rock n' roll and literature, bohemianism and the culinary arts--primarily the art of the perfect pizza.

Jewcy Zeitgeist: Israel Strikes U.N. Headquarters, Patrick Swayze is Still Alive, and Steve Jobs Takes Medical Leave

By January 15, 2009

Here are today’s stories in no particular order: Israel accidentally fired at the U.N. Relief and Works Agency headquarters in Gaza, an incident that injured at least three people and frightened the hundreds of people seeking refuge in the building. … Read More

Jewcy Zeitgeist: Osama Bin Laden Sounds Off On Gaza, Rockets From Lebanon Hit Israel, and Inaugural Panic In D.C.

By January 14, 2009

Here are today’s top stories in no particular order: Al Qaeda leader Osama Bin Laden made a public statement today about the 19-day battle in Gaza. Bin Laden called for a holy war on Israel, and is quoted as saying,"the … Read More

Jewcy Zeitgeist: Obama to Close Guantanamo Bay, Republicans Stall Bailout, and NY Knick Eddy Curry Sex Scandal

By January 13, 2009

Here are today’s top stories in no particular order: Hillary Clinton will go before the Senate today for a hearing on her nomination as Secretary of State. The Senate Foreign Relations Committee will vote on whether they see Clinton as … Read More

Jewcy Zeitgeist: Madoff Granted Bail, Amy Winehouse Quits Drugs, and Bush and Obama Beg Congress for Bailout Money

By January 12, 2009

Here are today’s top stories in no particular order: Israeli troops have entered urban Gaza today. President-elect Barack Obama has urged President Bush to ask Congress for the second half of the $700 billion economic bailout fund. The notoriously inebriated … Read More

Jewcy Zeitgeist: Unemployment On The Rise, Tom Cruise Speaks Out About Jett Travolta, and Sarah Palin Exploited By The Media

By January 9, 2009

Here are today’s top stories in no particular order: Sarah Palin has accused Tina Fey and Katie Curic of exploiting her in the public arena. During an interview with conservative radio host John Ziegler, Palin remarked that she felt over … Read More

Ode To Ron Asheton: A Poem By Jonathan Richman

By January 8, 2009

Iconic songwriter Jonathan Richman submitted this original poem about the passing of Ron Asheton, guitarist of the legendary proto-punk outfit the Stooges, who died on Tuesday. Ron Asheton has left for the other world And left his guitar tone here … Read More

Jewcy Zeitgeist: Rosanne Barr’s Comments On Israel, Lackluster December Retail Sales, and U.N. Relief Suspended in Gaza

By January 8, 2009

Here are today’s top stories in no particular order: Poor retail sales for December 2008 have affected big and small businesses nationwide. Retail heavyweight Wal-Mart reports a drop in sales, while Macy’s has announced that the company plans to close … Read More

Jewcy Zeitgeist: Temporary Relief For Gaza, Teen Pregnancy On The Rise and Neale Donald Walsch Plagiarism Scandal

By January 7, 2009

Here are today’s top stories in no particular order: Beauty queen goes green: Miss Vermont plans to don an environmentally-friendly ensemble to the Miss America Pageant later this month. The dress is made of recyclable materials and will make great … Read More