About Eli Valley

Eli Valley is finishing his first novel.

Tony Snow on Chutzpah

By July 5, 2007

WASHINGTON (CNN) — White House spokesman Tony Snow fired back at former President Bill Clinton after Clinton charged that the Bush administration believes the law is a "minor obstacle" in the "Scooter" Libby case. "I don't know what Arkansan is … Read More

Those Tubercular Jews

Those Tubercular Jews
By July 3, 2007

Is anyone else enjoying the historical oddity of tuberculosis patient Andrew Speaker being treated at the Infectious Disease Division at the National Jewish Medical and Research Center in Denver, with the name of the hospital showing up behind the speakers … Read More

Holy American Jewry, Batman!

By July 2, 2007

This summer’s superhero movies have been godawful, but the next Batman sequel doesn’t come out until July 2008. Luckily, Eli Valley dreamed up a preview. Get your popcorn ready, then click the thumbnail below. CLICK TO ENLARGE  

When Jewish David Met Irish Eileen

When Jewish David Met Irish Eileen
By April 30, 2007

[Like many bespectacled Jewish men, Eli Valley enjoys making things up about comic books. Unlike your average Chabon or Lethem, however, Valley prefers soap operas to Superman, which is why he’s spent years amassing a collection of genuine 1970s-era romance … Read More

God to World: Let’s Get It On

By April 20, 2007

Eli Valley presents his unique interpretation of the Song of Songs. Click the thumbnail below to see his work in all its smutty glory. CLICK TO ENLARGE  

Hipster Judaism Mad Libs

Hipster Judaism Mad Libs
By February 26, 2007

Tired of people emailing you articles about “hipster Judaism”? Ever get the feeling they’re all the same article repeated ad infinitum? Now’s your chance to write your own. Just fill in the blanks below, sign your name and mail the … Read More