About Avi Kramer

Avi is a fiction writer living in Boston.

It’s Not So Much the Heat, It’s the Humanity

By Avi Kramer December 13, 2007

From funny writer Jason Roeder comes his debut book, Oh the Humanity: A Gentle Guide to Social Interaction for the Feeble Young Introvert. Roeder is a humor writer, which means he is unemployed. He writes a column for Writer's Digest … Read More

iSpy: Gabe Rotter, Author of “Duck Duck Wally”

iSpy: Gabe Rotter, Author of “Duck Duck Wally”
By Avi Kramer October 17, 2007

Name: Gabe Rotter Age: 29 Occupation: Screenwriter/Novelist Duck Duck Wally is Gabe Rotter’s new novel about a thirtysomething overweight dork who ghostwrites songs for the world's most famous gangster rapper, Oral B. In the opening scene he accidentally takes a … Read More

The Week in Jews

The Week in Jews
By Avi Kramer August 10, 2007

HITLER FANCIED JEW TUNES THE NEWS: Hitler had a secret music collection of Russian and Jewish artists. [Guardian Unlimited] THE CHATTER: German magazine Der Spiegel reported hundreds of gramophone records were discovered in the attic of a former Soviet intelligence … Read More

Shvitz Spritz: Presidential Pastor

By Avi Kramer August 10, 2007

L.A. mayor pleads to citizens to use less water. [The Los Angeles Times] America needs another 9/11? [Philadelphia Daily News] The Olsen twins and Brad Pitt in Gawker's gossip roundup. [Gawker] Two years after they left former Israeli settlements in … Read More

Shvitz Spritz: How To Be Patriotic

By Avi Kramer August 9, 2007

Matt Damon and George Clooney support Barack Obama's campaign. [AHN] Drudge Report: Catholic priest in Colorado charged for jogging naked. [The Denver Post] Republican presidential hopeful Mitt Romney on Wednesday defended his five sons' decision not to enlist in the … Read More

The Baconator

The Baconator
By Avi Kramer August 8, 2007

My favorite sexist food blogger Marvo, from The Impulsive Buy, reviews Wendy's Baconator: Wendy’s Baconator has a name usually reserved for those college students who fully take advantage of the all-you-can-eat breakfast bar in the dormitory cafeteria or the wingmen … Read More

Sexsomnia

By Avi Kramer August 8, 2007

You know how Sports Illustrated publishes their weekly "This Week's Sign That The Apocalypse Is Upon Us"? Well, this is one messed-up, apocalypse-approaching world when a man can claim "sexsomnia" and be acquitted of raping a 15-year-old girl. A British … Read More

Mideast News Roundup

Mideast News Roundup
By Avi Kramer August 8, 2007

This past Sunday, Michael Ignatieff wrote an essay in the Times Magazine entitled “Getting Iraq Wrong,” ostensibly a come-clean admission of his misguided support for the war. David Rees of the Huffington Post expected Ignatieff to acknowledge fault and was … Read More

Shvitz Spritz: Stuck in the Middle With You

Shvitz Spritz: Stuck in the Middle With You
By Avi Kramer August 8, 2007

The best 20 movie endings include "Reservoir Dogs" and "Lost in Translation." [Entertainment Weekly] Barry Bonds breaks all-time home run record with #756 [The New York Post] and Queens resident Matt Murphy, 22, caught the ball. Here's something you should … Read More

How to Clean a Fish Tank

How to Clean a Fish Tank
By Avi Kramer August 7, 2007

Here’s something most of us will never be able to say: There’s a guy here right now in my house cleaning my 1,000 gallon saltwater aquarium. And go figure, it comes from income.com‘s blog.