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Top 5 Goyim Who Played Badass Jews

Based on the list of the 100 Greatest Jewish Films, we present the top five most badass goyim who played Jews. Read More

By / December 9, 2011
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Based on the list of the 100 Greatest Jewish Films, we present the top five most badass goyim who played Jews.

5. Robert De Niro as David ‘Noodles’ Aaronson in Once Upon a Time in America

"You smchoozing with me."


4. John Goodman as Walter Sobchak in The Big Lebowski

Shomer fucking Shabbos till ya die.


3. Daniel Craig as Steve in Munich

Jewish Film Exec: "Yeah, this is TOTALLY what Jews look like."


2. Cate Blanchett as as Jude Quinn (Bob Dylan) in I’m Not There

Barbara and Dustin couldn't make cross-dressing look this cool.


1. Sir Ian Mckellen as Magneto in X-Men

Like all Holocaust Survivors, he can murder you by PULLING THE FREAKING IRON FROM YOUR BLOOD.


  • http://nycright.blogspot.com RonL

    Daniel Craig played a much better Jewish bad-ass in Defience, where he was cast as Tuvia Bielski. In fact, only one Jew, Liev Schreiber was cast as a Bielski brother.