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Pussies on Parade, Perfect for Father’s Day?

By Carla Sosenko / June 12, 2008

Been feeling like there’s something missing from your life? And might that something be a calendar featuring doughy Jewish men? On motorcycles? Holding cats? And did I mention that they’re naked? (The men, not the cats. Well…the men and the cats.) Look no further! For just $20, you can get a year’s worth of Hebraic hotness in the Semites on Bikes’ “Kitty Porn” calendar. The SOBs are a self-proclaimed group of "12 nude, middle-aged, mostly out-of-shape Jewish men discreetly covered by cats." Um, yeah. Want in on the foreskin-free action? Send an email to Semites on Bikes to order your calendar today. It might just make a great Father’s Day gift. If your father is gay. And weird. (Proceeds go to the Humane Society of Baltimore.)

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  • "King" Ken Shapiro
    By kenshapiro2002 7/2/09 at 9:49 a.m. UTC

     P.S.  And if you actually ride, and wanna be an SOB (we have many out of Maryland members) go to http://www.semitesonbikes.com and hot the "Join"buttonletting me know jew found me on jewcy.com

    http://www.semitesonbikes.com

  • "King" Ken Shapiro
    By kenshapiro2002 7/2/09 at 9:48 a.m. UTC

     Our 2010 edition is being printed right now. This year it’s still animal rescue, but not just cats. In fact, the calendar features dogs, cats, parakeets, a guinea pig and disturbingly enough, a goat. Proceeds go to Pet Rescue of Maryland. Go to their site and order yoursusing PayPal. Their url is   http://www.petrescueofmd.org

     

    http://www.semitesonbikes.com

  • By Anonymous 6/30/08 at 10:05 a.m. UTC

    Mr. October is on a BMW

  • By tboneybone 6/12/08 at 6:22 p.m. UTC

    Carla–very funny!

    Helen–good idea, I might get one for my mom as well!  maybe It will convince her to join j date.

     

  • By Ismail 6/12/08 at 2:51 p.m. UTC

    "Those poor cats!  That one in the photo looks particularly unamused."

    And how. What self-respecting cat would want to be photographed on a retrograde, tractor-like, poor-handling, poser piece of shit like a Harley?

    Show me a calendar with Ducatis or Triumphs or BMWs and maybe I'm interested. But with girls.

    And no cats. 

  • Jessica Miller
    By JessM 6/12/08 at 2:18 p.m. UTC

    Those poor cats!  That one in the photo looks particularly unamused.

  • Null
    By Helen Jupiter 6/12/08 at 1:41 p.m. UTC

    mother's day.  But I'm still going to get one for my mom.

  • By Anonymous 6/12/08 at 1:10 p.m. UTC

    you're funny

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