Arts & Culture

Jewcy Zeitgeist: A Tough Day To Be Gay Or Michael Crichton, But Don’t Worry, The Coke Is Flowin’

By JakeRake / November 6, 2008

It is the author’s opinion that Condolezza Rice is being unreasonably pessimistic in saying that the Israeli-Palestinian Conflict will not be resolved in the next seven weeks.
California, Arizona and Florida all voted to ban gay marriage. Somewhere in Idaho, Larry Craig just pumped his fist convincingly.
Michael Chrichton died.
Everyone in Kenya is naming their newborns "Barack" or "Michelle."
The War on Drugs has suffered a rare setback, as a $6 billion operation launched in 1999 has failed in its objective to halve cocaine traffic from Columbia into America.
The Chinese government has asked President-Elect Obama to oppose Taiwanese independence when it takes office in January.
Croatia will likely join the European Union in 2011.
Retail sales are down across the board, with Wal-Mart being the lone exception, indicating that America’s redneck population has yet to die out in the current recession.