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Go fuck yourselves, San Diego…

• AT&T and DuPont don’t want to get left in the dust as far as this newfangled layoffs trend goes.
• Israeli troops exchanged gunfire with Jewish extremists in the West Bank.
• A bailout plan has been presented for New York’s Metro Transit Authority.
• Zimbabwe has successfully topped its economic crisis in terms of ridiculousness, declaring the nation’s cholera outbreak a national emergency. 
• German soldiers in Afghanistan are apparently drinking too much.
• British scientists have successfully engineered robot strippers.
• Lest anyone not understand the extent to which Australians are total hicks, measures have been proposed that would subject politicians to breathalyzer tests prior to voting sessions. 
• CBS-2 in Chicago reports that nationwide gun sales are up 42% since Barack Obama’s election last month.
• Moscow mayor Yuri Luzhkov has banned gays and lesbians from promoting their way of life, whatever that means, claiming they are responsible for spreading HIV and AIDS.

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